MLB 2k6 Top 25 batters

So while we don't have MVP 2006 coming out in the next month (which sucks major donkey dick!) we have MLB 2k6 coming out for the last gen consoles and the next gen. This game last year was one of the worst games, not sports games, but all around overall games I've played in my lifetime. IT WAS HORRIBLE! The gameplay was for an ADD stricken 12-year old who can't handle more than 2 seconds of cutscene or non-gameplay.

I have no choice but to try 2k6 for 360 when it comes out, but I'm not hoping for miracles.

Anyways, they (they being IGN) release the top 25 batters in the game, so here goes:

1: Albert Pujols

Overall: 100
Contact vs. LHP: 80
Contact vs. RHP: 89
Power vs. LHP 88
Power vs. RHP 95
Bunt: 22
Plate Discipline: 96
Clutch: 76
Walks: 62
Strikeouts: 49
Speed: 58
Rating someone a 100 overall is like saying "sure, my dick is 9 inches long!", just don't do it 2k6, they have sucked at rosters in the past, and they continue to do so.

#2: Alex Rodriguez
Overall: 100
Contact vs. LHP: 80
Contact vs. RHP: 84
Power vs. LHP 87
Power vs. RHP 93
Bunt: 28
Plate Discipline: 61
Clutch: 68
Walks: 66
Strikeouts: 31
Speed: 80
"WOW MY PENIS NOW 10 INCHES...AROUND"


#3 Vladi Guerrero
Overall: 100
Contact vs. LHP: 89
Contact vs. RHP: 90
Power vs. LHP 94
Power vs. RHP 89
Bunt: 27
Plate Discipline: 73
Clutch: 68
Walks: 65
Strikeouts: 46
Speed: 81
"um, sure, it keeps on growing!"

#4 Big Papi Ortiz
Overall: 100
Contact vs. LHP: 99
Contact vs. RHP: 80
Power vs. LHP 95
Power vs. RHP 88
Bunt: 16
Plate Discipline: 56
Clutch: 80
Walks: 60
Strikeouts: 33
Speed: 42
"one more 100 rated player, this thing is going to explode"

#5 Manny Ramirez
Overall: 100
Contact vs. LHP: 76
Contact vs. RHP: 89
Power vs. LHP 89
Power vs. RHP 97
Bunt: 24
Plate Discipline: 66
Clutch: 81
Walks: 78
Strikeouts: 32
Speed: 55
"POP, yep, there it goes"

Well dammit, click the link if you want to see more of this list, all i know is that 1-8 on the list are rated 100 overall, and none of them is Barry Bonds, so this game just lost all credibility

FU 2k for taking MVP away. I hope you die a miserable death.

No hard feelings though.