Cockblocked

In Grand Theft Porno (nws), I spent the better part of my weekend trying to navigate myself out of San Fierro so that I might actually be able to beat this game before GTA4 is released sometime in 2007. Well, before I left San Fierro I wanted to tie up all my loose ends (bang Katie), but in order to do so I need maximum muscle. Having not cheated yet in my year-long quest thru the game, I went to work out - only to find out that I had already worked out enough for today.

Odd, I don't remember working out. In fact, I don't remember working out for several months, and my physique shows that.

Anyway, I go maliciously kill a few cops, blow a few heads off of pretty ladies and run down some ese's, save my game to advance 6 hours and to the next day, head back to the gym and it still says I can't work out because I've done too much for the day.

"Wtf?!" I says, befuddled and utterly amazed.

Turns out, I have what they refer to as the "gym glitch". Upon discovering this, I instantly go to google and type it in to receive no less than 600 replies on the search engine. Searching thru them, it appears as if there's no real solution - someone posts what works for them, everyone else says it doesn't work for them and then they type what did work for them - only to not work for anyone else.

"Wtf?!" I says again, dumbfounded and beginning to lean towards pissed off.

Well I look thru GTA Warehouse, GTA Forums, IGN Boards, GTA-SanAndreas.com, I dunno - you name it, I was likely there, and I spent every ounce of free time I had trying new shit to try and fix my Carl. See, I like to completely defeat everything the previous town had to offer before moving onto the next one, that way I'm getting the most of my gaming experience (in my eyes anyway - some people can just shoot people for hours on end and have a great time). I'm around 66% completed heading into LV, with only the oysters going unfound so far and my mission progress at whatever Wushi has me doing at his new casino, and I just finished NOE and Stowaway for Toreno at the airstrip.

But ya, after trying all these solutions of which one time included me getting ultra fat and putting on my original clothes - nothing works. Now I'm not muscular and a fat tub of shit.

Heh, you should see my fatass run around.

My last chance is essentially that the glitch fixes itself, which is another thing I'm reading on a lot of these forums. I guess what I'm going to do is just head back to the airstrip, start my missions back up and hope Katie's moist loins are waiting for me after a while. Who knows ~