Had to gloat...

But I beat Minesweeper on Expert level for the first time ever ~

I've tried this game off and on forever, always getting too frustrated to continue. Well - tonight...

"I am amused by the simplicity of this game! I am king of the Minesweeper! Let their be an abundant feast for the peasants dwelling throughout the land. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!"

At any rate, thanks for having the electricity needed to read this.