Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar

Tampa, Florida – Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.

Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.

"Either let me be the meat in that sandwich or I'll piss right here on the floor," the woman was said to have screamed from outside the door.

Police say Thomas then punched the woman in the face.

"I can't think of many things more unsanitary than pissing on the floor outside the bathroom. I mean, as soon as we were finished making love on that toilet we were coming out - not like it takes Angie long to finish anyway," Thomas rolled her eyes as she finished the statement from her prison cell of 4 incredibly hot women.

When Thomas was arrested, she gave police a phony name to cover her identity. Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, costing many officers on the force the fantasy of 2 NFL cheerleaders manicuring lawn.

"I've always wanted to believe it existed, but because of her misleading us we all missed out on the chance to fulfill that fantasy in the broom closet of headquarters last night," the Tampa Police Chief stated.

Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while Thomas was charged with one count of battery.

The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.