Rushing Judgement
If any of you have been following my posts…and judging by our numbers you haven’t… then you probably know that I hate people. Not all people, just stupid people. However people are stupid, therefore I hate people, Q.E.D. So this post is dedicated to the men and *ahem* women of the world who I don’t consider stupid.
L’Equipe has unequivocal “scientific” evidence that Lance Armstrong was on EPO, during his first Tour de France championship, from urine samples taken in 1999. In related news, The Holy Roman Catholic Church has unequivocal “scientific” evidence that the Earth is the center of the Universe from samples taken in the 15th Century…
Last night on ESPN’s Monday Night Countdown telecast, Boomer and the boys showed that not only does a majority of the working male population waste hours of productivity at work playing fantasy football, but so do the so called “expert” analysts. In related news, I just received a formal written warning for “spending too much time on the internet”…
L’Equipe has unequivocal “scientific” evidence that Lance Armstrong was on EPO, during his first Tour de France championship, from urine samples taken in 1999. In related news, The Holy Roman Catholic Church has unequivocal “scientific” evidence that the Earth is the center of the Universe from samples taken in the 15th Century…
See Lance hiding all those needle marks
A Florida Marlins Batboy was suspended 6-games without pay for his involvement in a $500 bet over drinking a gallon of milk, sans puking, in less than an hour. In related news the Bill of Rights was ratified in 1791 which included the 8th amendment banning “cruel and unusual punishments”…
Microsoft, in conjunction with GameStop.com, has announced the Xbox-360 Ultimate Bundle is being pre-released for the low-low price of $1,199.83. The bundle, deemed “Not-in-fact-ultimate” by Bironm, comes with 11 games and a few knick-knacks. In related news, the United States Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that Sodomy laws are unconstitutional (see case) on June 26, 2003, thus freeing up Microsoft to “give it to the consumer”…
David Wells proclaimed that Rafael Palmeiro should take a lie detector test to determine how long Raffy has been on ‘roids. In related news, polygraphs are deemed inadmissible in court rooms across the United States (save New Mexico)...
Wally Stanley of Coeur D’Alene, Idaho (that means Heart of Alene, Teebs), a 61 year old paraplegic, hit a 140-yard hole-in-one on Wednesday. In related news, a 64 ranked ROLB for Middle Tennessee State leapt 7 feet in the air to knock down a pass in my NCAA game last night.
Microsoft, in conjunction with GameStop.com, has announced the Xbox-360 Ultimate Bundle is being pre-released for the low-low price of $1,199.83. The bundle, deemed “Not-in-fact-ultimate” by Bironm, comes with 11 games and a few knick-knacks. In related news, the United States Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that Sodomy laws are unconstitutional (see case) on June 26, 2003, thus freeing up Microsoft to “give it to the consumer”…
David Wells proclaimed that Rafael Palmeiro should take a lie detector test to determine how long Raffy has been on ‘roids. In related news, polygraphs are deemed inadmissible in court rooms across the United States (save New Mexico)...
Wally Stanley of Coeur D’Alene, Idaho (that means Heart of Alene, Teebs), a 61 year old paraplegic, hit a 140-yard hole-in-one on Wednesday. In related news, a 64 ranked ROLB for Middle Tennessee State leapt 7 feet in the air to knock down a pass in my NCAA game last night.
Last night on ESPN’s Monday Night Countdown telecast, Boomer and the boys showed that not only does a majority of the working male population waste hours of productivity at work playing fantasy football, but so do the so called “expert” analysts. In related news, I just received a formal written warning for “spending too much time on the internet”…
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