All Hail Xenu!

While I usually try to pander to religous acceptance and try not to ridicule others beliefs, this scientology crap is bleepin' insane!

Some guy started a site called www.scienTOMogy.com and its causing quite a stir. The site basically mocks all that scientology is and what it represents and is mainly there to make fun of the famous movie dwarf known as Tom Cruise. This is causing an uproar on planet Xenoid and the owner of the site is being harassed and threatened with lawsuits and stun guns.

His classic response: "I'll call their bluff". Epic, we should all incorporate this response into our lives.

How do Scientology missionaries (assuming they have some) spread the word? Well, here is a really great direct quote from Tom Cruise:

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you." He rises from the table. "Really." He points an angry finger at the imaginary enemy. "Fuck you." His face reddens. "Period."

Anyone ever heard of short-man-disease? Being 6'5 and playing mostly in the post when I play hoops, there is always the 6ft and under crowd just obsessed with their game. They come inside, they throw elbows, they get pissed off when you block calling foul on everything.

Basically, short people have a lot hotter tempers than us big people, probably because they know they are living on borrowed time as they can be crushed at any given moment by us big people.

Tom Cruise's life right now is basically him starring as Tim Conway in Dorf-on-religion. Seriously, this guy is a complete moron, can't get along with anyone and has taken over the mind of one Katie Holmes.

A couple of my friends went into a scientology house (or is it called the mothership) and they made them watch a video that went over the truth of what the earth is all about.

At the conclusion of the video, the nararator(or was it the mother brain) warned the viewer: "Now you know the truth, if you fail to accept this truth you might as well go find a bridge and jump or get a gun and blow your brains out because you are not worth anything".

SCIENTOLOGY:IT'S FANTASTIC!