Lifestyles of "New" Mexico

What a difference a week can make.

Merely days after declaring his eligibility for the NFL draft after being booted off the Virginia Tech football team for "cumulative effects of numerous legal problems and his unsportsmanlike conduct in the Gator Bowl," where he was caught on tape stomping on the calf of Louisville's All-American Elvis Dumervil -

- Marcus "New Mexico" Vick held 3 teenagers at gun point at a local McDonalds following an altercation. Vick would later surrender to authorities and was released shortly after on a $10,000 bond, however if convicted on all 3 counts Vick could be sentenced to up to 3 years in jail and a $7,500 fine.

We tried explaining to him that McDonald's didn't "supersize" value meals any longer as a result of the documentary, "Supersize Me", and that he would instead have to ask for two orders of fries to fulfill his hunger

said one of the teens in an imaginary state of bironm's mind.

Vick, you may remember, was also removed from the Virginia Tech football team in 2004 for contributing to the delinquincy of a minor by providing her with alchohol. The initial charge alleged Vick also had sexual intercourse with the 15-year old, but you know how secretive them Vick boys are when it comes to that (I wouldn't want my name getting out either, Señor México).

This could spell the end of the Vick brother who allegedly could pass, who comes off a successful 2005 season in which he was named the ACC's Top QB and finished runner-up to Wake Forest's RB Chris Barclay for ACC Offensive Player of the Year. Now it certainly seems that he may never earn the chance to prove his talents (uhh...the ones that don't involve dealing with teens).

You just know that somewhere, Maurice Clarett is saying, "damn, stay away from this Vick dude - he's trouble."