Monday, July 25, 2005

Hot Coffeegate...

I gotta say I can't help but follow this story going on with Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas at the same time as I absorb every ounce of my video game energy into NCAA 2006. Apparently a mini-game was discovered within the retail version of the game, and by using/installing unauthorized software that alters the content of the original retail version of the title, users are treated to a sex mini-game following the conclusion of a successful date.

Now sure, if I'm a parent I'm outraged that I bought such content for my kids in the first place. I mean, back when the game was released, the MA rating it received from the ESRB didn't detour me at all from purchasing it for my underage child - but now that there's dry-humping in provacative positions there had better be some action against Rockstar. It's like...did you even stop to check out what this game may consist of?

In all rights, GTA:SA may as well come packaged with a 40 oz. of malt liquor, a Glock 9mm & dime bag of weed. It builds itself on what reality early 90's culture in Los Angeles consisted of and exaggerates it to entertaining proportions. The whole fucking game is a giant suggestion, including your moaning girlfriend as you rock her world after being invited in for "coffee" - you don't see anything, but the bitch ain't moaning over the coffee being too hot. Point being, I fail to realize the outrage and sudden pulling of the game off shelves, leading to lost revenues of department stores carrying the game over greater than $50M - all because of this mini-game? Bullshit. That's my opinion.

But at any rate, hell can't talk about it without spilling it...

Using your ARMax device, you can enter these to observe for yourself:

Date & Girlfriend Codes...
D1U0-7U5R-BJ2ZC

Date Modifier...
39VZ-NARK-06RVU
8UQH-1851-EZQPC

Always Driving Date
8JKP-4XPM-Y2W6U
12UF-9DF5-0P0RG
7ZPF-J4VG-C20FY
vAUN4-Y662-7NFV0
7ZPF-J4VG-C20FY

Always Dancing Date
9YZR-17TF-MWZU4
5JC3-M4E8-VQ4CX
6BHH-ZW1G-YH2TU
AUN4-Y662-7NFV0
6BHH-ZW1G-YH2TU

Always Dinner Date
HRHT-J8VC-2P05M
5JC3-M4E8-VQ4CX
NG2H-VX0E-Z0G2T
12UF-9DF5-0P0RG
NG2H-VX0E-Z0G2T

Quick Fun Increase (Driving Dates)
HC35-44B7-1B0QY
DVN8-B67P-H075B

Hot Coffee (After Successful Date)
WARNING: Uncensored Hot Coffee CODE UNLOCKS ADULT CONTENT HIDDEN BY ROCKSTAR GAMES
7UZJ-9YW8-0T45Z
8UQH-1851-EZQPC

Censored Hot Coffee
Note: Use this code if you wish to save game with Uncensored Hot Coffee disabled
1NQR-NVFE-NXV1Q
20MW-A62G-9MQ30

Uncensored Hot Coffee
Note: DO NOT SAVE WITH THIS CODE ACTIVE This cheat will save and MAY corrupt your save USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
You will be stuck in an invisible box after adult scene Press R1 R2 L1 L2 buttons at the same time to escape.
JD3N-EV68-AGRW0
4PMG-6VNA-PBZQ7
BKR1-JF84-6Q23C
U7Q0-6H91-6JATX
5540-HY63-181MY
7FB5-3052-PWB8N
03AH-5PBC-9K2T7

But at any rate, one day I'll go back and finish this game someday - and hell, maybe spend the time to enter these codes and find out just how dirty Michelle really is...

(not real worksafe, click at your own risk)

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